Beavis the Broo

First Impressions

A shabby, smelly, goat-headed broo with one huge cyclopean eye (with two pupils) and a large nose. Light leather clothing; armed with a pointy stick and a sling.

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Character Traits

Cowardice, stupidity, crassness etc. Considers himself a wit. INT 6.

Typical Catchphrases

Emits snide comments all the time. Laughter sounds like a goat: "nyyyeeehh.. nnnyyyeeehhh!"

"I could give him / her one"
"Uhhh..."
"Dorkbrain"
"Shaddup, Butthead"
"Cool!"

Statistics

19-20 (Head):     6 hp / 7 ap          STR 12

16-18 (L. arm):   5 / 4                CON 17

13-15 (R. arm):   5 / 4                SIZ 10

12    (Chest):    7 / 4                INT 6

9-11  (Abdomen):  6 / 4                POW 12

5-8   (L. leg):   6 / 4                DEX 12

1-4   (R. leg):   6 / 4                CHA -18

Total hit points: 17

Skills

• Perception skills: 35%
• Manipulation: 45%
• Knowledge: 15%
• Stealth: 40%
• Dodge: 40%

Attacks

• Short spear 50% attack 45% parry; d6+1
• Butt 60%; d6
• SR 4 Bogey attack 80% -cocks head and honks out sticky, stringy mucous from nostrils which acts as Krarsht Pratzim-webs. Range 5m, 6 times / day.

Damage bonus (STR=27) is 0

Defense: -5%

Spells (Magic Points: 11)

None

Special Abilities

• Normal broo abilities of being able to eat anything without being poisoned or laid low by disease.
• Carries diseases: Leprosy, Crotch Itch.
• Cults: Thed / Primal Chaos automatically; Pochargno by choice. Initiate level in each.
• Using the Primal Chaos technique of controlling a mindless chaot, directs the quasi-dog known as Tripod. Considering his INT, it's a wonder Tripod didn't end up controlling Beavis.
• Party trick: can regurgitate at will, often in a projected stream. Especially sporting when one has just had a meal of rancid goat cheese, rotting cabbage, foraged garbage, gangrenous rat, and diced carrots. "Sorry about that. nyyyeeehh.. nnnyyyeeehhh!"

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